
WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST LET ME PLAY BLIZZARD?
OH..OH YOUR BATTLE.NET SERVERS ARE DOWN?
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.
I JUST WANT TO SHOOT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME UNDEAD THINGS.

One day, I’m going to see you and be blinded by your platinum hair. If you go to the other side, I’m not sure what I’ll do… Also, I can’t ignore them. It’s imposssssibllllllee.ignore her tits…look at her hair color. could that work on me?
tired of being called a ginger. gotta get red f the redishness. the other side…it calls….and youre right about her ta tas. they’re just..THERE.
You work at a store where people can trade in *product* for cash.
It’s time to open the store and already there’s this….bro….waiting for you to open. He doesn’t see you unlock the door…or he ignored it…so when you walk away from the door he looks at you like, “ADUUHHHH??!!”
You proceed to push the door open so the silly bro knows its open…not to mention the open sign has been on for a couple minutes.
So, he comes in…you greet him and stuff, he hands you *product* and says he wants to trade it for cash value.
NOW. He is the first customer through that door. You’ve done ZERO transactions. So you tell him “Well bro-man-dude, I can’t give you cash at the moment because I have no cash in my drawers for you. I can tell you the value and you can come back in a couple hours and we should have the amount your *product* is worth.”
Again, he looks at you like a dumb puppy whose toy you just took away. He says ok though and goes to leave, at the last minute he turns around and says, “You don’t have any cash at all for my *product*?”
This is where you start to get annoyed and wonder if he is mentally damaged. For you just told him, very plainly and politely, that you do not have any cash for trade.
Granted you have cash but that is reserved for people returning *product*, not for bros and their trades.
You tell him again; no, no cash for you.
I ask you, why do people insist on looking at you like you are everything that is evil and you’re doing this just to be mean?

INTERESTING.
IT’S LIKE A PENIS, ONLY SMALLER.
ffff
“You thought they were after you. Why? Did you kill someone, or is it just because you’re a girl?”
(Source: flyingchairs, via rosierr)
Tyrion: What did the five fingers say to the face?
Lannister Squared: What?
Tyrion: *SMACK*
Joffrey
BarathLannister, made of 100% Backpfeifengesicht.I need to seriously catch up on GoT but I feel like if I already read the book there’s no need?
Lainy AKA rosierr, they’ve changed things in the series. It’s not sticking to the book strictly. Though I’ve noticed that what the Imp’s story line is closer to the book than any other story line. The overall story line is still there, but there are some definite changes. Not all which I’m pleased with to be honest.
(Source: ballards)